Author! Author! This was great! I'll never forget Rush Limbaugh saying that Harvard did a study "proving" (sigh) that IQ goes down as breast size goes up. With my double D's, no one cares about the PhD (or anything else).
Thanks for pointing out that we "blessed" women are supposed to be grateful for our breasts, when really our experiences are replete with being grabbed and gawked at, as we bounce painfully and take more Alleve for the backache we got from that weird bra . . .