Dude, I have to tell you this story. Because it's about you, and also, how crazy I am . . . (LOL)

I'm pretty new to Medium and I'm still figuring it all out, so I've been checking out the people at the various publications to see what everyone is like. I'd had a crappy week battling with some folks with cartoon avatars - folks who were maybe very angry with women or who were maybe racist if you scratched the surface, and I was starting to think that there are lots of white supremacists on Medium.

And one day I was doing a Maxwell Jordan deep dive, because your stuff is funny and good, and I like Laughing at Narcs, and etc.

And you had ranted a bit here and there. You know, normal ranting. There were a few moments in which you were pretty angry in your writing.

And I start looking at your Avatar/Icon/FauxPicture and I started thinking that you

might be

a white supremacist.

Now, obviously I had no evidence for this. Just a bunch of misled guesses and a couple of bad experiences and a suspicious mindset that day.

Bahahahaha

You are a black man. Who knew?

Hahahahahah.

I feel like I'm in Chappelle's Show - remember the one about the blind black guy who was a white supremacist?

God, I'm an ass. I'm going to laugh at myself all day.

Fuck white liberal ladies like me. Hahahahaha!