Since you posted this on my birthday, I volunteer to feed your cats if you die and I am still alive. I will have to bring my cats too, so they can be fed as well. I have 5. I'll need airfare from the states for 5 trips to "rural Australia," plus a stockpile of cat food. Do you have internet? Could you pre-pay that for the year before you pass? Ok, cool. Leave the poetry on the couch, with the two litres of Shiraz. . .